Jurassic World Rebirth

3D Movie Review

By: Adolph Vega

3D

The 3D in Jurassic World: Rebirth isn’t bad — it’s just so disappointing. For a Jurassic movie, you expect dinos bursting out of the screen and immersive, pulse-pounding depth. Instead, we get one lonely pop-out and some basic depth layering.

To be fair, a few moments really work: the waterfall scene has great depth, and tight spaces like the convenience store and underground corridor benefit from the 3D, making them feel realistically claustrophobic. The jungle shots are also nice — they lean into that “you are there” nature documentary vibe.

But beyond that? It’s mostly flat. Ghosting issues creep in, and the final act is a dark, muddy mess where the 3D actually makes things harder to see. The potential is there, but the filmmakers just don’t commit.

Jurassic World: Rebirth has mediocre 3D, but it really should have been excellent 3D.

Final 3D Score: 6/10

Movie

Here we go again. Another Jurassic movie. They found YET ANOTHER island full of dangerous dinosaurs. Another group of mostly pointless characters wandering into dino disaster territory with asinine reasoning.

This time, they throw in a “mutant dinosaur” angle to spice things up. And yeah, I’ll admit it — that could have been interesting. Remix some dinos, give them weird traits, create something truly new. But instead? We get a big boss dino with four arms and a head that looks like a cancerous tumor. Cool idea — but they just didn’t do much with it.

And then there’s the plot. Something about dinosaur blood curing cancer? Or something like that ?! Of course, it has to be the blood from the deadliest, biggest dinosaurs. Didn’t we already get this story in a previous Jurassic movie? We’re force-fed exposition and introduced to a large cast of characters we’re supposed to care about — even though we know most are just here to become dinner for the dinosaurs.

So many people magically survive when it makes absolutely no sense. I won’t spoil specifics, but come on…

And that happy ending? Way too neat and way too cute. I can only suspend my disbelief so far. There’s no way all of that chaos wraps up in such a shiny little bow.

What’s weird is that I actually liked the previous Jurassic World movies. I’ve even defended them. They had spectacle, solid pacing, and a sense of urgency. But this? This one’s different. Not terrible, not unwatchable — just basic.

Let’s also talk about the anti-greed moral, which lands with all the subtlety of a T-Rex roar. It’s rich (pun intended) coming from the seventh film in a multi-billion-dollar franchise built on merchandising. Speaking of merchandising — let’s talk about the product placement. It’s like the dinosaurs were sponsored. Why not just put them in Levi’s and Nikes? It’s not quite that bad, but it’s getting there.

The first hour is a nothing-burger of a slog. The film opens with on-screen text dumping a bunch of lore like a Wikipedia summary of a movie they forgot to film. Oh, and don’t worry — the previous movie (Dominion) ending barely matters. But sure, let’s keep name-dropping legacy characters and events, because nostalgia bait is the cheapest way to fake emotional weight.

Yes, the action ramps up in the second half and becomes fun in a theme-park kind of way, but everything falls too perfectly into place. Need the power back on? Boom, it works. Need someone to survive an impossible situation? They do. Convenient plot magic is the real MVP here.

By the end, I was left with 75 million unanswered questions and a mild headache from rolling my eyes for nearly two hours. I didn’t hate it… but I sure didn’t enjoy it either. I can turn off my brain and enjoy a dumb dinosaur movie — and I’ve proven that in my past positive Jurassic World reviews — but this one? Jurassic World Rebirth tested my patience and got on my nerves. It’s convoluted, frustrating, and just plain stupid, and the first half is boring. The movie opens by saying interest in dinosaurs is waning… and honestly, it’s my interest in this franchise that’s definitely going extinct.

Final Movie Score: 5/10

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